Real Unicorn Sightings are Universally Acknowledged

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Real Unicorn Sightings are Universally Acknowledged

This literature, accounts of real unicorn sightings, and records of every kind, stretch from the earliest records of humanity to today in Europe, Asia, and the Middle East. There are even paintings of unicorns in the Lascaux grotto, which are amongst the oldest human paintings even found.

Real life unicorns have been recorded and officially acknowledged by the great early civilizations of the world, from China to Greece and ancient Crete, through Mesopotamia and the Indian Peninsula in which they sometimes have a foremost importance. In most of these civilizations (not all) unicorns aren’t even associated with a particular mythology since they’re not associated with the creation of the world. Real life unicorns just occupy the same space as other non-mythological creatures featured prominently in those civilizations such as lions, eagles, snakes, etc. The sheer quantity and quality of unicorn records found throughout prominent cultures throughout the world, and over such a long period of time, make them hard to dismiss.

Unicorn Quotes

Funny Unicorn Quotes

“Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you!”

“When I look at myself in the mirror, I see a unicorn……a badass unicorn!”

“Someone told me to grow up yesterday. I immediately banned that person from ever riding my unicorn!”

“A friend told me I’m delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.”

“So when he asked me if my tattoos hurt, I just smiled and sweetly said “Oh no honey…. mine were licked on by baby unicorns…” Dumbass…..”

“I wish I were a unicorn, so I could stab idiots with my head!”

“Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn….then always be a unicorn!”

“Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we’d give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: they’d reveal their majestic ways.”

“Unicorns are real! They’re just fat and grey and we call the rhinos.”

“Keep calm and ride a unicorn.”

“Everything is better with a unicorn.”

“Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.”

“Woman don’t fart. They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorns laughter and smell like rainbows.”

“It’s going to be a rainbow and unicorns kind of day.”

“The best part of my day is when my pills kick in! I love unicorns!!”

“You may have stopped believing in unicorns, but they never stopped believing in you.”

“Unicorns can’t fly. I can’t fly. Therefore I am a unicorn.”

“It’s not a unicorn. It’s a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams.”

“Well at least unicorns love me.”

“Only 2% of the world has red hair. So I’m basically a majestic unicorn!”

“May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.”

“Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome, therefore I am a unicorn.”

“Missing unicorn: If you find it, you are probably high!”

“Comic sans is never an appropriate font unless you are an 8 year old girl writing poems about unicorns.”

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